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“Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.” everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who He was looking forward to a further cat experiment, which he planned would consist of jumping around and yapping excitedly at it. This quote is beloved by fans because it acknowledges so much, from the angel's reliance upon his friend to continually bail him out of trouble to their many relationship quirks. To the world. “Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. “Potentially evil. They'd been brought up to it, and weren't, when you got right down to it, particularly evil. “He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. This time they had earned him a whack on the nose that had made his eyes water. Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did. “Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

"You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you think the world's full of amazin' things, they tell you it's really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nucular waste hangin' about for millions of years.

Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? “An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.” What chapter are you from?' “God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. I'm the Archangel fucking Gabriel."

Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves. They just get carried away by new ideas, like dressing up in jackboots and shooting people, or dressing up in white sheets and lynching people, or dressing up in tie-dye jeans and playing guitars at people.
“You don't have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”

One of them had written it, hadn’t he…”Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.” In the miniseries, it was quickly evident that aside from bursts of paint, they are fine, save for Aziraphale lamenting over the stain on his 180-year-old jacket, which he's kept in tip-top condition.When the demon asks his friend why he doesn't just miracle the stain away, Aziraphale sadly says, The scene in which Aziraphale and Crowley get drunk is hilarious in both the book and the film, and watching Crowley demand, Of course, it's not limited to just this. “I mean, d'you know what eternity is? “And then there were cats, thought Dog. “It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.” It was major failing in a demon. How many partners threaten to never talk to one another again if some silly condition isn't met? And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.” While fans can thank both Gaiman and Terry Pratchett for some of the best lines of the show, many were added to add even more entertainment value. Crowley points out,It's made clear that the humans are far more capable of messing things up for themselves than the demons are and that they usually only need a nudge, if anything.There have been a number of comparisons drawn between The line is hilarious, and Crowley, as usual, is disgusted that the angel can't master the simple human phrase and responds, While Aziraphale didn't say that he liked turtles, he might as well have as popular as he's become across the Internet. It was something you did on Saturday nights. It was a long shot, but it just might work.” 'Snot worth growin' up for, if you ask my opinion.” Because he rather liked people.
Offer people a new creed with a costume and their hearts and minds will follow. They’ve got imagination. "Don't talk to me about the greater good, sunshine. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly by means of the usual glowing stare and deep-throated growl, which had always worked on the damned in the past. “Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisements said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighborhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Hmm... What about the Ritz?

Crowley asked Aziraphale, "Funny thing is, I keep wondering whether the apple thing wasn’t the right thing to do, as well.

“You're Hell's Angels, then?

Good Omens Quotes Showing 1-30 of 564 “DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.” “The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.” Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?" The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers

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